FOUR!

4 years ago you walked into my life.
We have had quite the ride. Some ups. Some downs. Periods of heavy turbulence. And a few unplanned rough landings.
But we have always boarded again. Ready for take off.
I wouldn't wanna fly with anyone else in the whole wide world.
I love you. I have from the night I met you. And I will for the rest of my life. Even when we are old and gray and I'm disappointed because you have weird Italian hair growing from every orifice of your body and you're upset because my boobs sag and my biscuit drags. And we are sittin on the porch you drinking Metamucil and I am rubbing salve on my arthritic hands while fussing at you because yes, I still think bitches brew sounds like Lagoon.


Yes...I'll still love you. Even then.
Thank you for the past 4 years.
Cheers to the Next.
Happy Anniversary Darlin.
~The Woptress

Controversy Controversy who's got the Controversy. If you got the Controversy Your out.

I landed a new job. An amazing new job. I start Monday. I can't wait.
This last job was good. I learned an awful lot. I had the chance to work with some of the most upstanding people I have ever met and some who were not.
One of the most important lessons learned was that from being spiteful and hateful and cruel and manipulative and chuck full of gossip the only person who suffers is yourself.
I am grateful for the opportunity and Thank God I am moving on.
It's funny how things unfold.
Please Hold your applause.
Heeeere's Johnny.